Friday, November 3, 2006

Tom--Listen to this Pitch!

I have a pitch for Tom Cruise in Paula Wagner of United Artists:

South Beach Dianetics.  A handsome non-gay movie star, on the way to the Scientology HQ in Clearwater, Florida, finds himself stranded in the gay mecca of the Florida coast.  Ultimately, he clears himself of all impulses to be not-non-gay through a blend of positive thinking and denial....  And he slims down in the process by not eating any white food.

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